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"I want a game where you play as a drago—"


"I want a game whose protagonist has a beefy arm—"


"I want a game where I can burn cottages—"


"I want a game where I can stomp on villagers—


"I want a game where Burnination is the primary goal—"


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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.